Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Terrorcotta Warriors, While Supplies Last!

Well, terracotta fever has struck Atlanta, what with the opening of The First Emperor exhibit at the High Museum just a couple of days ago.

As a result, we are pleased to be able to offer this limited edition, more-than-life-size set of our very own Bush administration terracotta figurines - the terrorcotta warriors, as we like to call them.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to purchase the complete set of 6, including Alberto (Torture Boy) Gonzales, Condoleezza (Condi) Rice, George W. (Dubyah) Bush, I. Lewis (Scooter) Libby, Donald (Rummy) Rumsfeld, and, of course, the Emperor himself, Richard (Dick) Cheney.

Act now and you will receive, as a bonus, a kneeling Michael ("Heck of a Job, Brownie") Brown statuette - a favorite with the kids and among the New Orleans, Louisiana diaspora community.

This collection makes for a wonderful holiday gift and will be a particularly welcome fixture at the celebrations accompanying the inauguration of President Barack Obama in January. It's the kind of personal treasure that you can enjoy yourself and ultimately pass on to your children, or that you can - as with the original terracotta army of the Qin dynasty - bury in some undisclosed location with the hope that no one will see hide nor hair them for 2,000 years. The choice is up to you.

Order on-line at our secure website. Keep in mind, these guys are history!


Ricky Merlin said...

Do you send to addresses in Gito-mo. Thanks Fidel

It feels like flying! said...

Like Jon Stewart said a few nights ago, "Give us our bike!" I'm ready for the terrorcotta warriors to crumble!